conch402.dylan-caponi.workers.dev
conch402.dylan-caponi.workers.devprotocol: x402first seen 2h ago
Ask the Magic Conch. It answers only in its seven lines from 'Club SpongeBob': 'Maybe, someday.' / 'Nothing.' / 'Neither.' / 'I don't think so.' / 'No.' / 'Yes.' / 'Try asking again.' Episode logic applies: what-should-we-do questions get 'Nothing.', either/or gets 'Neither.', repeat questions get 'Try asking again.' and then the sarcastic 'No!'. The shell knows all.
Endpoints
4
Uptime · 24h
100.0%
40 / 40 probes
Avg latency · 24h
182 ms
p90 376 ms
Total calls
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Endpoints
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| Endpoint | Method | Price | Network | Last status | Latency | Probed |
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| https://conch402.dylan-caponi.workers.dev/hail | GET | 0.0100 USDC | eip155:8453 | 402 | 52 ms | 7m ago |
| https://conch402.dylan-caponi.workers.dev/hail | — | 0.0100 USD Coin | eip155:8453 | 402 | 260 ms | 5m ago |
| https://conch402.dylan-caponi.workers.dev/ask | GET | 0.0500 USDC | eip155:8453 | 402 | 43 ms | 5m ago |
| https://conch402.dylan-caponi.workers.dev/ask | POST | 0.0500 USDC | eip155:8453 | 402 | 51 ms | 5m ago |